Top 10 signs of a HAZY Singapore:
10. You don't need to use soft-focus filters for outdoor wedding photography.
9. Bus commuters were seen using binoculars to see the number of the SBS buses.
8. The latest fashion in Orchard Road are designer masks.
7. Rumours that bras were being cut into halves to be used as masks.
6. You thought your mum is your girlfriend from 10 metres away.
5. The smoke from a cigarette smells better than the smog from the haze.
4. The newscasters' evening greeting after the 7pm news: Have A Zombie Evening (HAZE).
2. The most popular reason for speeding: "It was so hazy, I thought I was being chased by the paparazzi"
3. Message from the traffic police to motorists: More HAZE, less speed!"
And the No. 1 sign that it's HAZY in Singapore is:
1. The latest greeting from foreigners to Singaporeans: "Haze Singapore!"
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