Monday, July 6, 2015

Over 1,000 People Get Sick After Mud Run Was Contaminated In Poop

Over 1,000 People Get Sick After Mud Run Was Contaminated In Poop

AMAZING SMELL ROTTEN | Blue Whale dead about to explode in Canada

AMAZING SMELL ROTTEN | Blue Whale dead about to explode in Canada

Saturday, August 9, 2014

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The Pope's Electronic Book

The Pope's Electronic Book
( Click on the web site below and then the arrows at the bottom right hand side to turn the pages.)
A look back at the first year of Papa Francis in quotes. He has certainly made his mark with simple, but also challenging teachings

Have a look at Pope Francis' amazing book of quotes! When you turn the pages you can hear them turning, and each quote also provides you with a link to the original source. It's wonderful creativity

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Friday, June 27, 2014

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Friday, April 25, 2014


PARAPROSDOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.)

Here is the definition:

"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humoroussituation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on
 my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
 appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in 

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not
 putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and
 then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from
 many is research.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
 the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall
 of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
 parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier
 to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone
 down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first then call whatever you hit.

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 

26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.