Thursday, July 28, 2011

‘The Transformers’ Artworks

















‘The Transformers’ Artworks

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Worth Reading this

It's another morning......... Again I have to go to the office.

Ohh!! this is me... I shouted, having a glance at my ‘photo’ in today's news paper.

But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

Strange...

One second.......Let me think, last night when I
was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest,
but I don't remember anything after that, I think
I had a sound sleep.

It's morning now, ohh....... It's already 10:00 AM,
where is my coffee?

I will be late for office and my boss will get a
chance to irritate me..

Where is everyone...??? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me
check." I said to myself.

So many people..... Not all of them crying......

But why some of them are crying....

WHAT IS THIS??? I’m lying there on the floor...

"I AM HERE" ....... I shouted!!! No one is listening.


"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" .... I screamed once again!!
No one is interested in me.

They all were looking at me on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.
"Am I dead??" I asked myself...

Where is my wife, my children, my Mom, my Dad, my
friends?

I found them in the next room, all of them were
crying...still trying to console each other.

My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.

My little kid was not sure what happened, but he
was crying just because his Mom was sad..

How can I go without saying to my kid that I
really love him,

I really do care for him. ??

How can I go without saying to my wife that she is
really the most beautiful and most caring wife in
this world..??

How can I go without saying to my parents that I’m
what I am ... just because of you??

How can I go without telling my friends that
without them perhaps I would have done most of the
wrong things in my life... thanks for being there
always when I need them...and sorry for not being
there when they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and
trying to hide his tears....

Oh.... he was once my best friend, but a small
misunderstanding made us part, and we both have a
strong enough ego to keep us disconnected.

I went there..... And offered him my hand, "Dear
friend.... I just want to say sorry for
everything, we are still best friends, please
forgive me."


No response from other side, what the hell?? He is
still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even
then!!!

I really don't care for such people.

But one second...... It seems he is not able to see
me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.

My goodness...... AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like
crying...

"OH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE
DAYS..."

I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my
friends realize that how much I love them.....

My wife entered the room, she looks beautiful.

"YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.

She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard
these words because I never said this to her.

"GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more timeplzzzzz...

I cried...

One more chance please... to hug my child, to make
my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud of me
at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends
for everything I have not given to them, and
thanks for still being in my life....

Then I looked up and cried!!

I shouted.......

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she
gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping....

Ohh that was just a dream....

My wife was there... she can hear me...
This is the happiest moment of my life...

I hugged her and whispered....

"YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE

IN THIS UNIVERSE..... I REALLY LOVE YOU, DEAR"

I can't understand the reason of the smile on her
face with some tears in her eyes, still I’m
happy....

"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND CHANCE."

SO, now it's not late... Forget the egos, the
Past... and express love to others.......

Be friendly...

Keep smiling...... forever....It is another chance
For you...

Please let us do things more sincerely...

Saturday, July 23, 2011

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You Are What You Eat


You Are What You Eat

Top Ten Stupid Things Posted on Facebook Walls

MARCH 9, 2010 5:00AM
Top Ten Stupid Things Posted on Facebook Walls

Here's my list of 10 Things I'd like to never see on a Facebook wall again:

1) The Boyfriend Report

John Smith is--thinking about his boyfriend CONSTANTLY!!! <3>

Do you realize every time you put something like this on your wall, you make it that much harder for anyone to feel bad for you when the relationship ends two days later?

2) The Vague Expression of Passive Aggression

John Smith is--Some people are really making other people really angry by doing certain things that they shouldn't...

Gee, why don't you just tag the person you got into a fight with two hours earlier? Are you hoping to make all your friends worry that you're mad at them? The comment section on these are even better--

John Doe: OMG! You're not mad at me, are you?
John Smith: Noooo, OMG, I love you!!! It's just someone doing something that they shouldn't. They're just a someone.
Jane Doe: Is it ME??? LOL No, but is it?
John Smith: LOL Nooooo! Someone else.

Pretty soon it just becomes process of elimination.

3) The Inside Joke

John Smith is--koala bears in the what what? Hahaha

You know, they have this new thing where you can edit statuses so that only certain people can see them. Why not do that rather than make everyone other than the two people who know what the hell you're talking about read this and have their heads explode while they try to figure out how you came in contact with a koala bear and just what your "what what" is?

4) The Ode to Life

John Smith is--Crazy pancakes after an amazing party at Sal's! Love my Life!

I don't care.

5) The Cursed Life

John Smith is--I just found out that I'm adopted and that my real parents were Bavarian gypsies! FML!

I don't care--and I now know wayyy too much about you.

6) The Declaration of Love to a Really Bad Pop Culture Phenomenon As If You're the Only Idiot That Likes It

John Smith is--AVATAR IS AMAZING!!! Everybody should see it!

I'm sorry, I'm confused. Are you talking to the four people who haven't seen it? Thank you for exposing us to this hidden gem. Aside from the record-breaking gross and the Oscar nominations, I never would have heard about it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back under my rock and see if I have enough change for a movie ticket. Those cost a few nickels more now, right?

7) The Song Lyrics Dedicated to Whomever You Just Had Sex With

John Smith is--"And your body is/My ferris wheel/I loved getting stuck/At the top" :)

Just so we're clear, posting song lyrics afterwards doesn't make the hook-up any less trashy.

8) The Compliment Fisher

John Smith is--I'm the worst person ever. Someone just shoot me.

Am I the only one who sees statuses like this and wants to comment with--"Yeah, you really are. You should just find a bottle of something and take the whole thing. So glad you realized this without any of us having to tell you. What a load off that is!"

9) The Bar Tab

John Smith--Still sooo wasted from last night. Threw up on myself. Hahaha Who wants to go out tonight?

If I want to find out how your alcoholism is going, I'll tune into Intervention when your episode is on.

10) The Awesome Vacation That Only You're On

John Smith is--Watching a sunset on a tropical island in the Pacific. Spent all day relaxing and now I'm going to drink wine and dance the night away with as many beautiful strangers as I can. God, life is glorious, isn't it?

F**k you.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

hey...look delicious!!

Funny instructions by pizza fans




Funny instructions by pizza fans

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My Fairest Maiden

My Fairest Maiden
Gazing toward the horizon, embracing this now setting sun

While as stepping through this threshold, to find myself

Once more mesmerized by these thoughts of her portrait

Born, inside such cupids eyes of love

A feeling somewhat familiar begins to arise, deep inside, this soul of my very soul

Something that for many years now it seems, has lay hidden

From within this beating heart of mine....

Reflectng on the first time I had ever beheld her fragrance

As a crimsons rose, gently blossoming before my sight

Amid these gloriously vivid colors, that had marked her radiance

As I watched within astonishing amazement

Unknowing along the paths of time, that her beauty, would then steal my thoughts....

Within the nighttime stillness I have journied and crossed

These vast oceans to be near her side; to breathe in her glowing light

Which fills her perfect soulful eyes, beneath, her soft and lovely lashes

This precious white dove; with her flowing, and silkened brown hair

Tenderly smiling, with her glistening strawberry lips, whispering, such words of life

Upon the shores of her whitened sands, afore this glittering, starlit night

Dare I dream of Cinderella once more I pondered ?

While holding these diamond slippers of silver, within my dreaming, wanting hands....

As I then blinked my eyes not once but twice, and stared back, upon the open waters

Of the Pacific; from atop this balcony whereon I do now stand

Peering beyond the breaks of these enchanting mooncrested currents

And looking towards the heavens within their soothing solace

While wishing, if only she were here; her beauty, by my side

Taking another sip of red Chateau wine, and, then closing my eyes

That I may listen to the waves amid their serenty calling her name

Spellbinding, time after time, after time, again; as once more, I breathe her in

Into this princess of all that truly matters, that truly matters, inside of me....

Smiling as I glimpse the shoreline; and then, this ever rolling tide

Where into I cast another kiss; in hopes that it shall find her treasures front door

Her majesty ~ Who became all that she is, all, within the blink of an eye

A crimsons rose, held by my dreaming heart; as I wonder, will she ever be mine....

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She, 'My Fairest Maiden' ~