Five Favourite Funny Safety Fire Jokes

Five Favourite Funny Safety Fire Jokes




1. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start your barbecue?

2. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?

Hosea and Hoseb

3. Bryan calls the fire department and says, 'Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.'



'Very nice too,' Martin, the fire-fighter says, 'but what does that have to do with the fire service?'



'Well, it's like this,' Bryan answers, 'the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard.'

4.When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.



'Pull the pin like a hand grenade,' he explained, 'then depress the trigger to release the foam.'



Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, 'Like a hand grenade, remember?'



In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin, and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

5.Fire investigators on Maui, Hawaii, USA, have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month: a short circuit in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.



'This is even worse than last year,' said the distraught homeowner, 'when someone broke in and stole my new security system.'