Sunday, April 29, 2012

you want cup full of milk?

On The Wedding Night. Wife: “*Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed

*” Husband Shocked: “

*What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times*”

 Wife: “*Yes*” My 1st Husband Was A “*Philosopher*”

*He Only Talked About It.*

 2nd Was “*Gynecologist*” *He Just Kept Looking At It.

* 3rd Was “*Engineer*” *He Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.

* And You Are A “*Politician*”

So This Time I Know *I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country*.

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