Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!

Shut up and step on the gas!

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!

Shut up and get back in the barrel!

Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?

Shut up and get back in the barrel!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!

Shut up and eat your hamburger!

Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?

Shut up and search the sand traps!

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.

Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?

Shut up and keep flushing.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!

Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!

Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!