Women Are So Touchy
"A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having quite a round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end.
I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right at the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow'e tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like yours!
I don't remember much after that....
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