Tuesday, September 22, 2009

How to win heart of girls




To impress a girl believe you are impressive. Believe you are good enough. Believe you are what she will be impressed with. Some useful and valuable suggestions to win the heart of girls:

1. Always believe in singularity and purity of love. Girls love nothing more than undivided attention and exclusive love from their partners.

2. Try to to be honest and truthful. Avoid being dual in your personality while improving your relations with girls.

3. Avoid violent behavior in the company of girls.

4. Give more attention and importance to girls. Listen them patiently and respect them.

5. Confidence is truly impressive.

6. Be Sociable. Shake hands with the waiter, the door man, her father, her friends and whoever you meet.

7. Chivalry. Manners is a lost art. The art of being chivalrous means to act in a courteous and courtly manner.
8.Laughter. People love to laugh. People like being around someone who can make them laugh.

9. Be Yourself! Breath and be. There is no need to exaggerate or to tell stories. Believe in yourself.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

to my e-Buddies




Hope all of you, my e-Buddies, enjoy this as much as I did.



FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS,


ONCE YOU LET THEM GO,


YOU CAN'T GET THEM BACK


SO I ' M GOING TO TIE YOU


TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU.




Dear Lord,I know you're watching over me



And I'm feeling truly blessed



For no matter what I pray for



You always know what's best!




I have this circle of E-mail friends,


Who mean the world to me;



Some days I "send" and "send,"


At other times, I let them be.


I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I've grown so close;


So this little poem I dedicate to them,


Because to me they are the "Most"!


When I see each name download,


And view the message they've sent;


I know they've thought of me that day,


And "well wishes" were their intent.


So to you, my friends, I would like to say,


Thank you for being a part;


Of all my daily contacts,


This comes right from my heart .


God bless you is my prayer today,


I'm honored to call you "friend";


I pray the Lord will keep you safe,


Until we write again.


"Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

Don't Mess With Old Ladies


An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...


Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?


Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.


Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know. I just did!


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

A very simple home production movie

A very simple home production movie

Please click on this link to see the short clip: http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a-la-Carte

Its quite amazing how in the face of pure degradation the children carries so much hope. (for many I am sure you would be disgusted to even eat off the plate of others let alone picking up scraps from the rubbish bin)

Enjoy
regards
shared by Camelia
Malaysia

Monday, September 7, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009