Funny slippers & shoes

Senior Dress Code

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us 'Old Folks' (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves.

Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts

Laugh... with Viagara

Laugh... with Viagara

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'' Sister Catherine fainted.

Big Hare

Big Hare

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