Have you seen GOD?

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student:Absolutely, sir.

Prof : Is God good?

Student:Sure.

Prof:Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof:My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student:From...God.. .

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student:Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student:No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go
any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat .
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. .and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story, and the

student was none other than........ .
APJ Abdul Kalam, the former president of India .

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"Negative Ions Heal Humans"

"Negative Ions Heal Humans"

When a baby is born (and you were once a baby) its body is composed of 80% Negative Ions. As you age your Negative Ion concentration becomes lower and lower due to bad diet,lack of exercise,stress, your environment,etc. This makes you more and more susceptible to disease. Positive Ions support disease as they strongly contribute to Acidosis within the body. Negative Ions return the body to its normal chemical state ( a blood ph of 7.0 to 7.3) which is an Alkaline chemistry. More than 95% of people worldwide (98% in America) have an Acidic blood pH.

Humans are supposed to breathe air that has 1,500 Negative Ions per cubic centimeter of air. Most homes have 400, outdoors has 700 to 800, office buildings have 500 down to as few as 50.

When you go to the park you're getting 5,000 Negative Ions per cubic centimeter and 10,000 at the beach. The real treat is to visit waterfalls. They have 92,000 to 450,000 Negative Ions per cc of air.All this is good news but you can't carry the park,beach or waterfalls around with you. You need a constant, portable supply of Negative Ions.You need this suppy because if you live more than 1 mile from the beach you live (sleep, work,play,etc.) in a "Sea" of Positive Ions. Remember Positive Ions are those white sparks everbody has experienced when they took a sweater( or any piece of clothing made of synthetic material) out of the clothes-dryer and got shocked.

We all know of one type of Negative Ion, the highly publicised Antioxidants.
These Negative Ions rid the body of " Free Radicals". Free Radicals are atoms or molecules that have lost one or more electrons (resulting in their having a positive charge) and do as their name implies... their actions are "Radical" and they move about "Freely" throughout the body...creating havoc in body tissue.

Negative Ions are attached to oxygen atoms and bring this neessary
oxygen to the cells and tissues of our bodies. Oxygen circulating thru the
brain can ward off or cure diseases like Alzheimer's,Dimentia and Parkinson's.

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arse - butt

arsehole - butt

ass - butt

ass-hat - idiot

ass-jabber - homosexual

ass-pirate - homosexual

assbag - idiot

assbandit - homosexual

assbanger - homosexual

assbite - idiot

assclown - butt

asscock - idiot

asscracker - butt

asses - butts

assface - butt

assfuck - rear-loving

assfucker - homosexual

assgoblin - homosexual

asshat - butt

asshead - idiot

asshole - jerk

asshopper - homosexual

assjacker - homosexual

asslick - idiot

asslicker - Buttlicker

assmonkey - idiot

assmunch - idiot

assmuncher - butt

assnigger - Racial Slur

asspirate - homosexual

assshit - idiot

assshole - butt

asssucker - idiot

asswad - butt

asswipe - butt

axwound - female genitalia

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