Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
A Good Laugh
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by th e root, and still be afraid of a spider.
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
WOMAN REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, "I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
WALK OF FRIENDSHIP
We walked in silence
Lost, without simple appreciation
kindred sprits
We laugh, we talk, and we even cry
Throughout the day our thoughts we send
Caring and sharing through thick and through thin
We are sprits of tomorrow
A Metamorphosis of a butterfly
Soaring on illusions in the sky
Angels coloring the wind with love
Wrapped in courage, sent from above
We are all different, but we are the same
Walking in Friendship, we will always remain.
Feel free to send back to confirm our friendship. If you don't, no love lost, you will still be my friend and I will still walk the mile with you.
from website
Lost, without simple appreciation
kindred sprits
We laugh, we talk, and we even cry
Throughout the day our thoughts we send
Caring and sharing through thick and through thin
We are sprits of tomorrow
A Metamorphosis of a butterfly
Soaring on illusions in the sky
Angels coloring the wind with love
Wrapped in courage, sent from above
We are all different, but we are the same
Walking in Friendship, we will always remain.
Feel free to send back to confirm our friendship. If you don't, no love lost, you will still be my friend and I will still walk the mile with you.
from website
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Monday, August 6, 2007
Thursday, August 2, 2007
AN INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT
AN INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT
By Jack Yianitsas, Laws Of Success.
Do you want something?
Will you pay the price?
The great sin - Gossip.
The great crippler - Fear.
The greatest mistake - Giving up.
The most satisfying experience - Doing your duty first.
The best action - Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing - Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
The great gamble - Substituting hope for facts.
The most certain thing in life - Change.
The greatest joy - Being needed.
The cleverest man - The one who does what he thinks is right.
The most potent force - Positive thinking.
The greatest opportunity - The next one.
The greatest thought - God.
The greatest victory - Victory over self.
The best play - Successful work.
The greatest handicap - Egotism.
The most expensive indulgence - Hate.
The most dangerous man - The liar.
The most ridiculous trait - False pride.
The greatest loss - Loss of self confidence.
The greatest need - Common sense.
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By Jack Yianitsas, Laws Of Success.
Do you want something?
Will you pay the price?
The great sin - Gossip.
The great crippler - Fear.
The greatest mistake - Giving up.
The most satisfying experience - Doing your duty first.
The best action - Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing - Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
The great gamble - Substituting hope for facts.
The most certain thing in life - Change.
The greatest joy - Being needed.
The cleverest man - The one who does what he thinks is right.
The most potent force - Positive thinking.
The greatest opportunity - The next one.
The greatest thought - God.
The greatest victory - Victory over self.
The best play - Successful work.
The greatest handicap - Egotism.
The most expensive indulgence - Hate.
The most dangerous man - The liar.
The most ridiculous trait - False pride.
The greatest loss - Loss of self confidence.
The greatest need - Common sense.
shared by Came
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