SMS Jokes

What is fashion designing?
Too many brains,
with too many ideas,
working on too little pieces of cloth..
to cover 2 little tits of a model.

Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes
naughty & when a woman becomes
naughty, she becomes rich!

Touch it gently...
Put ur finger inside..
If da hole is big put three fingers..
Rub it up & down gently.......
that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!

Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!

Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like
to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

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