British English vs Malaysian English

British English vs Malaysian English Who says our English is LOUSY? Just see below – Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc……… hahaha.. is true oh~!!! WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS •Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. •Malaysians: No Stock. RETURNING A CALL •Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? •Malaysians: Hello, who page? ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY •Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way? •Malaysians: S-kew me WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY •Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. •Malaysians: No-need, lah. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION •Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? •Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar? WHEN ENTERTAINING •Britons: Please make yourself right at home. •Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah! WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE •Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money. •Malaysians: Where got? WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER •Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind. •Malaysians: Don’t want la… IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION •Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. •Malaysians: You mad, ah? WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. •Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here. •Malaysians: Shut up lah! WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. •Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you? •Malaysians: See what, see what? WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. •Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. •Malaysians: Die-lah!! WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED •Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? •Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that…. WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG •Britons: This isn’t the way to do it here let me show you, •Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!! WHEN ONE IS ANGRY •Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me? •Malaysians: Sorry !?

More Signs That You're Out of College

More Signs That You're Out of College -- Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids. -- You've lost the thread on your favorite soap opera. -- 8 a.m. means shower and shave, not wake and bake. -- You file taxes with more than three digits. -- You hear your favorite songs in doctor's waiting rooms and when you're on hold with the bank. -- You're not carded anymore for anything. -- You carry an umbrella. -- You now know there's no such thing as "looking mature." -- You get your news from sources other than ESPN and MTV. -- Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog. -- Doing shots and smoking cigarettes guarantees midnight dry heaves and a sinus attack instead of midnight skinny dipping and a Big Mac attack. -- You go from 130 days to seven days of vacation time. -- You actually eat breakfast foods -- at breakfast time. http://www.jokes.com/funny-jokes-about-kids/xkj35w/more-signs-that-you-re-out-of-college

Smoking Jokes

Smoking at Gas Station This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire. When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm. ===================================================================================================================== Gene Pompa: Ex-Smoker Weight Gain Next Prev I quit smoking cigarettes about a year ago. I gained 18 pounds. So, now I have to wear a lot of black so no one knows what a big hunk of pig I turned into. No matter what I do, I cannot lose this 18 pounds. It's really starting to kick my ass. I mean I have tried everything short of diet and exercise. ======================================================================================================================

A shoulder to cry on

happy new year to all

Happy New Year...love you all! Xx

A love Story

A love Story

  

Humans  have so much to learn from animals...          In 2003, police in  Warwickshire , England , opened a garden shed and found a  whimpering, cowering dog. The dog had been locked in the shed  and abandoned. It was dirty and malnourished, and had quite  clearly been abused. In an act of kindness,  the police took the dog, which was a female greyhound, to the  Nuneaton Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary, which is run by a  man named Geoff Grewcock, and known as a haven for animals  abandoned, orphaned, or otherwise in need. Geoff and the other  sanctuary staff went to work with two aims: to restore the dog  to full health, and to win her trust. It took several weeks,  but eventually both goals were achieved. They named her  Jasmine, and they started to think about finding her an  adoptive home. Jasmine, however, had  other ideas. No one quite remembers how it came about, but  Jasmine started welcoming all animal arrivals at the  sanctuary. It would not matter if it were a puppy, a fox cub,  a rabbit or, any other lost or hurting animal. Jasmine would  just peer into the box or cage and, when and where possible,  deliver a welcoming lick. Geoff relates one of the  early incidents. "We had two puppies that had been abandoned  by a nearby railway line. One was a Lakeland Terrier cross and  another was a Jack Russell Doberman cross. They were tiny when  they arrived at the center, and Jasmine approached them and  grabbed one by the scruff of the neck in her mouth and put him  on the settee. Then she fetched the other one and sat down  with them, cuddling them."  "But she is like that  with all of our animals, even the rabbits. She takes all the  stress out of them, and it helps them to not only feel close  to her, but to settle into their new surroundings. She has  done the same with the fox and badger cubs, she licks the  rabbits and guinea pigs, and even lets the birds perch on the  bridge of her nose."    Jasmine, the timid,  abused, deserted waif, became the animal sanctuary's resident  surrogate mother, a role for which she might have been born.  The list of orphaned and abandoned youngsters she has cared  for comprises five fox cubs, four badger cubs, fifteen chicks,  eight guinea pigs, two stray puppies and fifteen rabbits - and  one roe deer fawn. Tiny Bramble, eleven weeks old, was found  semi-conscious in a field. Upon arrival at the sanctuary,  Jasmine cuddled up to her to keep her warm, and then went into  the full foster-mum role. Jasmine the greyhound showers  Bramble the roe deer with affection, and makes sure nothing is  matted.   "They are inseparable,"  says Geoff. "Bramble walks between her legs, and they keep  kissing each other. They walk together round the sanctuary.  It's a real treat to see them."           Jasmine will continue to  care for Bramble until she is old enough to be returned to  woodland life. When that happens, Jasmine will not be lonely.  She will be too busy showering love and affection on the next  orphan or victim of abuse.   Pictured from the left  are: "Toby," a stray Lakeland dog; "Bramble," orphaned roe  deer; "Buster," a stray Jack Russell; a dumped rabbit; "Sky,"  an injured barn owl; and "Jasmine," with a mother's heart  doing best what a caring mother would do...and such is the  order of God's Creation....

Taking Down My Christmas Decorations

Taking Down My Christmas Decorations


Good News and Bad News



Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year



Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations.



The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.



I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.



Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm two near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house.



I think I made him too real this time.



So it was fun while it lasted...