Monday, July 6, 2015
Over 1,000 People Get Sick After Mud Run Was Contaminated In Poop
Over 1,000 People Get Sick After Mud Run Was Contaminated In Poop
AMAZING SMELL ROTTEN | Blue Whale dead about to explode in Canada
AMAZING SMELL ROTTEN | Blue Whale dead about to explode in Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJy1ntUSuASaturday, August 9, 2014
The Pope's Electronic Book
The Pope's Electronic Book( Click on the web site below and then the arrows at the bottom right hand side to turn the pages.)A look back at the first year of Papa Francis in quotes. He has certainly made his mark with simple, but also challenging teachingsHave a look at Pope Francis' amazing book of quotes! When you turn the pages you can hear them turning, and each quote also provides you with a link to the original source. It's wonderful creativity
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Friday, June 27, 2014
Friday, April 25, 2014
PARAPROSDOKIANS
PARAPROSDOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.)
Here is the definition:
Here is the definition:
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humoroussituation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left…
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station iswhere a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first then call whatever you hit.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Dr. Lombardi who treated Mother Theresa
Dr. Lombardi who treated Mother Theresa
Friday, January 17, 2014
Thursday, December 26, 2013
IDIOT SIGHTING:
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $10 note.
Our total was $9.25, so I also handed her another 25c.
She said, 'You gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She said excuse me, went to get the manager, who came out and asked me to please repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry sir, but we don’t do that kind of thing here.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse or upset the people at Macca's!
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the electric garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'Nooo, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Ipswich, Qld – the “Smart State”.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Healesville, Victoria.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown , Sydney .....
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at Brisbane airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?”
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'Sir, that's why we ask!'
This reported from Elizabeth SA.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The pedestrian signals on intersections beep when it's safe to cross the road.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
I asked if she knew what the beeper was for. She said no.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is green.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee in Adelaide GPO.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT! They walk among us...
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $10 note.
Our total was $9.25, so I also handed her another 25c.
She said, 'You gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She said excuse me, went to get the manager, who came out and asked me to please repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry sir, but we don’t do that kind of thing here.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse or upset the people at Macca's!
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the electric garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'Nooo, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Ipswich, Qld – the “Smart State”.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Healesville, Victoria.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown , Sydney .....
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at Brisbane airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?”
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'Sir, that's why we ask!'
This reported from Elizabeth SA.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The pedestrian signals on intersections beep when it's safe to cross the road.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
I asked if she knew what the beeper was for. She said no.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is green.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee in Adelaide GPO.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT! They walk among us...
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Monday, November 18, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
6 Powerful Truths to Start Telling Yourself
6 Powerful Truths to Start Telling Yourself
by Therese Schwenkler
YOU, my friend, are undeniably, unquestionably, extraordinarily amazing and powerful!“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
―Marilyn Monroe
Have you forgotten this already?
In case you’re stuck in a moment of temporary confusion, allow me to remind you of some truths you need to start telling yourself more often…
1. “I do not have to settle.”
Oh, how I love your fierceness, your undying drive, the sheer wildcat intensity with which you slink through the jungle like a creature of passion – a passion that lights you up and that rises from the center of your calmest, deepest, most grounded self.I so love it how you refuse to settle – for less than your best, for less than you deserve, for less than what it is you were made to be and to have and to do.
You won’t settle for the work that makes you a living, without also balancing in a life that’s worth living. You won’t settle for the man or woman who keeps you warm at night, but who can’t see his or her way into the depths of your soul or the breadth of your heart. You won’t settle for giving less than everything to your work, to your play, to your loves, to your life.
In fact, if there’s one thing you will settle into in this lifetime, it’s the belief that the greatest risk is never to risk at all. And oh, how you’re willing to dare greatly – for passion, for connection, for the adventure of being alive.
I absolutely love it, you powerful, non-settling soul, you!
2. “I have great reasons to trust myself and the universe.”
You’ve come a far way – from listening to the expectations and the outer shoutings of the crowds, to learning to listen to your own inner compass and your own inner voice.You know now that the first person to check in with, always, is your deepest, truest self, and she has never let you down. She knows when to say, “Yes please” and when to say “Heck no!”, when to lean in and when to let go. She knows when to strike hard, when to back off, and when to slow down and breathe.
In every instant, she knows exactly what you need and exactly what to do.
And you’ve learned to trust her.
But you’ve learned to trust others too. You know in whom to place your trust and how to let others in fully, deeply… completely. You’ve learned it can be safe to open and let yourself be seen and heard and loved for the magnificent person you are.
Lastly, you’ve learned to trust in this crazy nest-of-a-universe that holds you and to fully rest in its inevitable care. Storms will come in this lifetime, you know, but with time the rain and the rage and the shaking wind will subside into tranquility, and even the hardest of winters will soften into spring.
With everything inside you, without a fragment of doubt, you know this to be true.
Yes, I love the way that you’ve learned to trust – wholeheartedly, fiercely, deeply – in yourself, in others, and in the universe that holds you.
3. “My weirdness is one of my greatest strengths.”
That’s right; you got it: You are powerful because you’re such an unrivalled weirdo.I love all those weird little things about you – the way you snort when you laugh, the way you rock those glasses with style, and how you shake it out on the dance floor like no one else is judging you.
I love the way you show up in the world: unapologetically, eccentric-ly, wholly yourself, because who you are is the one and only YOU.
I love your individuality. Please say you’ll never stop showing the world who YOU are.
4. “I can continue to let my struggles open me, and not close me.”
On the days you were betrayed – not once, not twice, but again and again and again – you still vowed to keep your heart open anyway.You were mistreated, but you learned to love others anyway.
Life sucked sometimes, but you didn’t let it suck the life out of you.
Instead of closing, you opened.
Instead of hardening, you softened.
And when life hit you hard, you chose not to die, but to let yourself be born again.
You’ve chosen love over hate, compassion over indifference, and transformation over ruin. You are blossoming more and more every day, and I couldn’t be more proud of you.
5. “I am still here learning and trying, even after all my failures.”
The truly beautiful thing about you is the way you never let your failures get you down – at least, not for long.Remember that time you fell face down in the mud?
You came back stronger than before. You remembered that, as the proverb goes, “Rome wasn’t built in a day,” and that, as Epictetus would say, “No great thing is created suddenly.”
You let your “failures” carve out your person like the insides of a canyon wall, creating something majestic and wondrous and breathtakingly beautiful. Instead of succumbing, you let them forge you into a person of strength and of character, humility and grace.
You aren’t one to be stopped – oh no, not you. You may have had failures in one sense of the word, but in another sense, you’ve always won. You’ve won because you failed to give up and you failed to give in. You kept rowing, reinventing, learning from your defeats and pushing harder each time. Your ability to persevere astounds me, and you do it with grace every time.
You, my friend, are stronger than you know.
6. “I am powerful simply because I am ALIVE right now.”
You, Sweet Honey Child, are worthy and valuable and mighty beyond measure simply because you were born into this world – simply because you breathe – simply because you are right here, right now.You were IT from the very instant you were born into this weird, unfathomable, joyful and painful experience called “life”: Worthy. Valuable. Magnificent. Infinitely loved.
You were IT at your highest. You were IT at your lowest. You still are IT. You are simply, purely, unquestionably, unconditionally, a ridiculously powerful human being.
It doesn’t matter who you are to others or whether you believe this to be true. It doesn’t matter what you look like, where you live, or what you’ve done in the past. It doesn’t matter what anybody else tells you (or what you tell yourself, for that matter). Look me in the eyes, Wonder Woman/Superman. You are the song in my heart, the whisper on my lips. The reason life has meaning.
You are IT!
http://www.marcandangel.com/2013/08/27/6-powerful-truths-to-start-telling-yourself/
Monday, September 23, 2013
Rick Warren - Rick Warren's message about GOD
Rick Warren's message about GOD
Hi, dear all,
May you all be blessed today and forever......
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